Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin’ it! Anyone catch Mariah on Good Morning America this morning? I typically like to start my day by checking out an almost middle-aged woman with her boobs popping out of her tight hot pink dress so I, of course, snapped on GMA to see Mariah “perform” a tune or two. Sure that sounds kinda boring, but wanna know what spices that up? How ’bout Mariah f’ing up in the first 4 seconds of her song? Ruh-ro Rorge! Now I’m not sure if her back-up track pulled an Ashlee Simpson, but I’m pretty sure that I hear Mariah’s voice but never saw her lips moving (or her mouth…oh!)
Mariah tried to solve this problem by looking around and singing something, but I assumed she was reading the Chinese Menu on the billboard just up the street from where she was performing. Moments later Mariah “Sing Fights” with her backup singers by inserting the lyrics “stop singing my part now baby” as she looked at them and ‘sassily’ pointed. Yay! Train wreck! Mariah’s about 2 lip-syncing mishaps away from giving out popsicles in her underwear at TRL. I can’t wait!
Catch the train wreck moments at the 50 second mark and at the 3-minute mark.