Choo-choo! Letās take a ride on the āRandom Celebrity Adoptionā train! Mariah Carey is rumored to adopt a Mexican orphan. Seriously, the kid is better off an orphan. Mariah reportedly visited a Mexican orphanage with her lawyer recently and there are thoughts that she is going to adopt her ass off!
When asked, Mariah said she would not comment on her personal life. Thatās nice. She wonāt comment on her personal life, but she will walk around with her boobs hanging out of her shirt and sheāll even sport some good old fashioned cameltoe on occasion. Good for her. I love me some crazies.
I wish these celebrities would stop adopting outside of the United States. Adopt here. Adopt me. Iāll take a Mariah Carey adoption. Iām almost potty trained and can tie one of my shoes. There isnāt much sheāll have to do for me. I mean, I would require that she never sings or plays her music in front of me, but other than that Iām up for whatever.