Congratulations, Mariah, you’re still in the running towards becoming London’s next…top…model. Well, close enough. Mariah Carey has become the new face of “Pinko” – a London-inspired fashion brand. Mariah has said about this deal:
“I’m really flattered to have been asked to be the new face of Pinko. I first discovered this spectacular fashion house while working in Italy, in my favourite place in the world, the Isle of Capri, while recording my latest CD The Emancipation Of Mimi. I immediately became a huge fan of the brand, and I bought almost everything in the store. So as you can imagine, when I was approached about doing the Pinko campaign I was beyond excited. The clothes are so stylish and fun, and I’m really looking forward to our new venture together.”
Yeah, it’s going to be a real treat. I am predicting that Mariah will be sued for gaining weight by the company or she’ll be cutting their clothes in order to make them shorter and tighter. I mean, it’s a real toss up at this point. Be prepared to see Mariah’s gigantic forehand in over 750 stores across the globe. Also, be prepared to see Mariah’s gigantic globes. I wonder how psyched Mariah will be once she finds out that “Pinko” clothes are cameltoe free? I bet she’ll bail and head right to Target.