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Mariah Carey Drunk is the Best Mariah Carey Personality Yet

By ibbb Updated: January 7, 2010

I’m really hoping that “drunk celebrities” are the new “dead celebrities” for 2010.  Mariah Carey, who has been rumored to be pregnant consecutively since 1997, was awarded “Best Breakthrough Actress” at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her role in the movie “Precious”  and when she swung up on stage let’s just say that Slurry McSlurrerson entertained me more than that one time she passed out ice cream at TRL and then lapsed into a breakdown the following day.  Oh, allegedly.

Watching, hearing, listening, seeing, experiencing Mariah Carey any other way than drunk is just stupid.  She kinda turned into that girl at the party that’s blind drunk looking out of one eye with her arm around your shoulder and slurring, “I love you.  Comehere Iloveyou.  Comehere.  No! You don’t get it!  Youdon’t get it.  Youdon’tgetit.  No, you don’t loveme. No you…………………………………………………………………………..don’t.  Youdon’t.”  And cue the vomiting and cue her friends carrying her out by her arms and legs.  End scene.

And This Too:

  • Mariah Carey to Be Your Mother
  • Mariah Carey to Be Your Mother
  • Mariah Carey is Forever Your Girl
  • Mariah Carey Sorta Wets the Bed, Really

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