Mariah Allowed to Play Baseball

Mariah threw out the first pitch at Japan’s baseball game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Rakuten Eagles in Tokyo. I’m pretty sure the Japanese baseball fans saw Mariah and assumed the Hello Kitty came to life. I think it’s official that Mariah has become an actual caricature of herself. She’s a complete goon, dressed like a $2 dollar whore (who does $5 dollar sucky sucky) and throws like a girl. In an ironic twist all three pitching poses above are actually 3 of Mariah’s best dance moves. If you edit out the baseball you wouldn’t know if she were throwing a pitch or filming one of her horrific music videos.