What happened to television? It seems like all thatās on anymore is reality shows and television specials. Bring back 227 for Christ sakes! Last night I thought the Grammy Awards was on. They werenāt. It was an hour long āliveā special in which there were performances by randoms and then they would announce who was nominated for the Grammy Awards in question. Didnāt they used to announce these at like 8 in the morning?
At one point, Mariah Carey came out to sing a Christmas song dressed in 1960ās garb that looked like it was flammable. Iām not used to seeing Mariah dressed in something that isnāt sticking to her back-ass-boobs-vag. It was a nice change of pace, but I was left a little disappointed. Oh, and she, of course, had to toss in that high-pitched scream during her song. Yeah we get it. You can do that. We canāt. Does it need to be in every song? By the way, she missed a bunch of other notes in the song as well. Iām not a singer, but Iāve learned a lot from 5 seasons of American Idol and, well, it was a little pitchy, dog.
I officially shut off my television when, during the song, Mariah started throwing out Teddy Bears into the audience. The way she was holding and throwing them you would have thought they were covered in AIDS. Worst. Ever.
By the way, Iām pretty sure after all this Mariah wasnāt even nominated for a Grammy. Craps for her.