Why has it taken me 2.5 years to come up with a horrific joke like that? Bazooka Joe would be proud! I’m sure he’s smiling up at me from hell.
Lindsay No Pants was shopping her freckly white ass off whilst in Beverly Hills 90210 just the other day. Is that Samantha Rotten in the sunglasses? Who knew she could grow a beard? Well, I mean, I knew she could grow a beard, but I just assumed most of you didn’t.
Lindsay looks pissed in this picture. She looks like she’s reacting to the sales dude telling her that he never saw Georgia Rule. Let’s just go with that assumption.
Scratch that….let’s try….
…She looks like she’s reacting to the sales dude telling her that just because she’s with Samantha doesn’t mean she can pee standing up.
Scratch that….let’s try….
….She looks like she’s just figuring out Sam doesn’t have a penis tucked away behind her vaginastein.
Sold!