Lindsay No Pants and the little boy behind her, Samantha Rotten, were quickly making their way through LAX to catch their international flight to some place where they could probably play âI guess we just bump itâ in private.
Lindsay is really letting herself go and is about 4 freckles away from a complete lesbian. Now donât get me wrong, I know two lesbians and theyâre hot. But Lindsay is looking like sheâs ready to replace her high-heels with Birkenstocks and throw out all of her hair products and bulk up on a lot of flannel cutoff shirts. She clearly is just taking a shower and walking outside with soaking wet hair and letting the car airconditioner dry and style it. Hopefully sheâs keeping her lemons so she can try to rub those freckles out, just like Jan Brady did. At least Jan tried to fix herself and even sported a nice big black wig. Perhaps Lindsay should try that. I mean after all the work that Dina has done to look as gawdy as she possibly can, what a slap in her face. Hundreds of thousands of dollars on tanning, nails, and hair extensions, for what? Lindsay is a disrespectful little lesbian in training.
Donât give up on her Dina! Keep tanning! Never. Stop. Tanning. Sheâll come back around.