Michael Lohan to Marry Lindsay Lohan?Author: ibbb Updated: October 8, 2007 Well by now we already know that Lindsay has been freed from Camp Rehab in Utah after reuniting with her father, Michael Lohan. I can’t wait to see Lindsay tackle her newly found soberism (is that a word?) one party in LA at a time. Anyway, I didn’t know that Michael and Lindsay were about to get married!?! Is it a little creepy that Michael’s girlfriend looks a lot like his daughter, you know, minus about 34,645 freckles? Is it even creepier that Michael is sporting a Bill Cosby sweater and Michael Jackson shoes? M. Lo and his girlfriend were reportedly shopping at Zales for an engagement ring. Hey big spender!Anyway, I can see Lindsay’s NYC apartment from my apartment window and always run towards the window because I think I see Lindsay standing pantsless in front of her window. Alas, it is not Lindsay, just a reflection of the sun setting.What must Dina think about all this? I haven’t heard from her in a while, so I will send this message to her (via the music of Lindsay’s “Confessions of a Broken Heart a.k.a Daughter to Father):Blogger to Dina, Blogger to Dina,I am missing you, but I am hoping,Blogger to Dina, Blogger to Dina,I am crying, ok I am lying,Cuz these are, these areThe confessions of a ghetto blog.Blogger to Dina, Blogger to Dina,I don’t know you, but I still want toBlogger to Dina, Blogger to DinaTell me the truth,Do you ever read meDo you ever read meCuz these are, these are the confessions of a ghetto blogEnd scene.Michael Lohan to Marry Lindsay Lohan? More IBBB Favorites: Michael Lohan Spells Like Lindsay Drinks Why I Heart Dina Lohan Lindsay Lohan Knocked Up? I'm Hunting Lohan's