Lohan Goes to Super Bowl Party Because Lesbians Love Football

Lindsay Lohan put on her tightest jeans, you know, the ones that crinkle at the knees because they’re so tight? You know, the kind that create “cat whiskers” at the crotch because they’re so tight? Yeah, those.

Anyway, Lindsay and her Dina Lohan styled hair headed out to the ESPN Super Bowl party in Tampa, Florida over the weekend. Ironically in this photo I’m pretty sure that technically the carpet does match the drapes. Literally. I imagine her carpet to actually be that red…and have stains on it…and gum stuck to it…..and lint all over it. Perhaps a few pennies and nickles are in there too. One may never know.

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