Back to these pictures. So these have been floating around the InterWebs over the past 24 hours and I haven’t seen them before so now you, too, are forced to watch Lindsay make funny (awkward) faces and provide hand gestures (middle finger) to the camera. I never really was a fan of airbrushing or photoshopping, but I totally am now. Lindsay sorta looks like she leaves a ring around the tub.
Here are some new pictures that have appeared out of nowhere of Lindsay No Pants, but we’ll get to that in a minute. In regards to her recent appearance at Wonderland Rehab to deal with her love of the drink, Lindsay Lohan has recently told News of the World:
“I was really sick. I went to the hospital and had people sit me down who said ‘You are going to die if you don’t take care of yourself.’ I heeded what they were telling me.”
Well, I mean I don’t know if she would have died. She would have totally been more fun if that’s what she means. A drunken Lindsay No Pants is a lot better than a sober Lindsay Lohan. Drinking made her funnier, prettier, more photogenic, more intelligent, a better actress, and just basically more appealing as a person. I say she had a good 10 more years in her before she needed to play that rehab game. Anyway, I don’t know if I fully believe this quote is from Lindsay, as I don’t think she uses the word “heeded” or knows what “heeded” means. Oh and I doubt she calls it “hospital.” It’s “the hospital.” Wait, unless she’s trying out the fake Madonna British accent. I’m confused.