It looks like Lindsay tried to break free from Wonderland Rehab and make a run for it, but the cameras where there to stop her. Also, the security dogs were a little too fast for her anyway. Actually, Lindsay was allowed to leave her rehab facility for a short time to grab some groceries and head on back, she just happens to be dressed like a prisoner (just a coincidence).
Lindsay No Pants has been really enjoying herself in rehab and has been text messaging her friends saying she is the “happiest she has ever been.” Um, I never got my text message from Lindsay? I thought we were friends? Anyway, Lindsay’s doctors have given her the green light to return to the set of her new movie today. Now, I don’t mean her rehab doctors, I mean her appendix doctors. Lindsay is free and clear to hop back on that stripper pole and really make it her own.