
Lindsay: How do I look?
IBBB: Uh, dirty.
Lindsay: Dirty in a good way?
IBBB: No, you look like you’d leave a ring around the tub.
Lindsay: I try to cover my gross freckles.
IBBB: I agree, they are gross. Have you ever tried to shave them off?
Lindsay: No, should I?
IBBB: Yes. Here’s a razor, an ax, and a bottle of pills and some vodka.
Lindsay: Great, thanks.
IBBB: You’re mom’s a whore.
Lindsay: I know.
IBBB: Give me some of that damn money.
Lindsay: Sure.
See? This is all that Lindsay needs…just a little honesty. In the meantime look out for Lindsay Lohan’s Freckle Tanning Sauce on store shelves soon!