Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Must Stink Like a BINGO Hall


Lindsay No Pants was feeling easy, breezy, smokey, and beautiful whilst on a yacht (that I’ll assume she’s cleaning to made ends meet) in St Barth’s around New Year’s Eve.  Holding a cigarette over the railing of the boat like a skank in heat, Lindsay tossed her hair back in the  cancer filled wind and posed for a photo opportunity that she would soon post to her Twitter account. 

So what is Lindsay’s New Year resolution you ask (crickets, crickets, crickets)?  Well Linds Tweeted,

“To answer everybody’s question…My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.”  She later tweeted, “2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)”

Yikes, hopefully she tacked on quitting smoking and stop using so many exclamation points, question marks, and sidewards smiley faces to her future resolutions.

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