At first I thought the maybe Lindsay couldn’t afford a bra, but then I just read that Lindsay sold a condo that she never lived in and made $500K on the deal. That’s great! Sorry, that was fake. I could care less. Wait, unless Lindsay wants to give me some of that money? I’ll take $360,000 to never blog again. Start taking that can door to door and raise some money to stop me once and for all! Make checks payable to: Your Mother.