Well, there you have it. Lohan’s mugshot. I think the orange jumpsuit really brings out her eyes and hides the freckle farm too. Yawn. Lohan should have asked for some alternative mugshot backgrounds that would really send a message to the public that she’s ok, having fun, and being easy, breezy, beautiful. Here are some of my favorite options for Linds Lo:
The Laser Background: It says, “You can’t control me. Suck it, blue background.”
Blue Background: It says, “Fine, I’ll listen.”
Magic Kingdom Background: It says, “I’m the king of this castle, bitch! Please don’t hurt me. Ow. Ouch.”
Moon Landing Background: It says, “I’ll trade you my moon for a carton of Misty 120’s.”
Georgia Rule Background: It says, “You can’t play connect the freckles with your tongue. Georgia rule!”
Jesse Spano Freak-Out Background: It says, “I’m so excited. I’m so, so, scared!”
Brady Bunch Background: It says, “Ann B Davis who? What, what!”
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