See what I did there with the title? Simply adding the question mark keeps my ass from getting sued. Bring it on Dina “the Dinasaur” Lohan! Bring it on. Anyway, while Lindsay No Pants is not pregnant, due to Samantha Rotten not technically having “the penis” we all believed she had, Lindsay has strapped on a fake baby bump to film a scene for her latest movie, “Labor Pains.” If this is supposed to look authentic I hope one of the production assistants is tasked with painting on literally hundreds of thousands of freckles.
In this future award winning movie Lindsay plays a woman who fakes her pregnancy to avoid getting fired. If you don’t have time to go out and see the movie, but have seen Days of Our Lives, it’s basically the same concept, but with less freckles. While I may not watch “DOOL” (as the kids call it) I’m almost certain the “fake pregnancy” concept is about 5 simultaneous story- lines.