Lindsay Lohan Drives With Star Jones?

I don’t care what they say, rehab sounds like a blast. First off, you get all your meals cooked for you. Second, you get to not work. Third, you can work out all you want since there isn’t much else to do. Fourth, you clearly get to leave as much as you want. Tenth, you can your own personal driver. That’s what’s going on here where Lindsay had one of her Promises Rehab counselors drive her to her apartment. I’m not convinced that’s a Promises workers though. I’m almost positive that it’s Star Jones. Well, it’s either Star Jones or “BeetleJuice” from The Howard Stern Show.

In other “Lindsay Lohan Pity Party News,” Shannon Doherty is the latest celebrity to toss her name into the Lindsay Lohan publicity ring. Shannon tells People Magazine, “My heart goes out to all of them and I certainly hope that they keep their heads up and most importantly they keep their self-respect. When I went and got drunk at a bar when I was 12 years old, it was like the biggest deal in the world. And now these girls, that’s like a night at home for them. I don’t know why it’s acceptable, and now at my age I look at it and I’m like, ‘Oh, honey, don’t do that.’ It’s growing pains, right? Everybody’s got to grow up and make their own decisions. All those girls will learn something from the experience, and that’s all that matters.”

Thanks Shannon! It’s great to get your opinion on this matter. Also, bonus points for using the 80’s sitcom “Growing Pains” in your statement. Kirk Cameron would be proud.