Hey Lindsay? Georgia Rule: You’re Not Getting $100 Million


Sounds like someones freckles are dangerously close to her brain.  Lindsay Lohan is very mad and she’s not going to take it any more.  I mean she’ll forget all about this as soon as she sees a shiny silver object, but in the meantime she’s very mad.  According to the NY Post,  Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering.

According to Lindsay’s lawyer, who I’ll just assume is Perry Mason, said that Lindsay has the same singular name recognition as Oprah or Madonna….or Syphilis.  Ok, I made that last one up.  And, since this ad was seen by 15 planets filled with people during the Super Bowl and the winter Olympics, Lindsay is looking for $50 million in exemplary damages and $50 million in compensatory damages.  Or, as a way the lawyer probably had to explain it in terms that Linds could understand, “$2.25 per freckle.”

E-Trade could not be reached for comment.  However, if I worked for E-Trade my comment would be, “Lindsay.  Get a job.  Georgia Rule!”

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