Wow! Look who looks all rested and fresh as a Spring morning! Lindsay Lohan looks wonderful. Sure her hair looks like it hasn’t been brushed in 4 weeks and is filled with knots. Sure it looks like she has a black eye. Sure her leggings look like they haven’t been washed in 2 weeks, have cat hair stuck to them, and smell like bowling shoes. Sure it appears that she’s down to the weight of a 5th grader. But she looks great otherwise!
Oh, and you know that Coke is like, “Uh, yeah can you not walk around with our product so much? I mean, we’re all in a recession and could use some help with sales, but you’re not really the demographic that we’re trying to reach.”
P.S –> Bring back Crystal Pepsi!