Michael will be escorting Lindsay from her safe Utah rehab facility to a “remote and undisclosed” location in Utah. Hmmmm, sounds safe. $10.00 says that Michael tries to buy a dime-bag off a chipmunk.
Michael has recently said about Lindsay, “Lindsay is weeding out all the bad. She’s taking a step back and reevaluating her life. What she tells – her honesty and openness – has brought me to tears. It’s beyond words how proud I am of her.”
Notice the clue in the quote? “Weeding?” They’re gonna try to score some weed. Alert the camp counselors at once!