Wicked Summer…


Well, it was only a matter of time.  With the success of Snooki, JWoww ShamWow and the rest of the D-Bag Brigade you know the next stereotypical stop on the reality show tour would be that of Boston, MA.  Introducing “Wicked Summer” a new reality show from the same casting director of Jersey Shore.  Gulp.

Doron Ofir Casting is trying to convince people that “Wicked Summer” will be more like a “docusoap.”  Sure.  Just sign here.  Here is their casting call:

…”you share a love for muscle cahs, hair products, and little necks on the frickin half shell.  You don’t take sh*t from nobody – least of all each othah.  You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from Massa-freakin-chusettes who believe in God, Family, The Red Sox, and partying!!”

“Massachusettes?”  Really?  “chusettes?”  Really?  “es?”  Terrible.  And who the hell has a love for muscle cars?   Anyway, this casting company is looking for “blue collar, hard working, harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives from all over the state.”

You know, I have to say that having lived 98% of my life in Boston, I can’t wait to see a show like this.  Partially because I have a feeling that I may know some of the future cast-members and partially because once this does start to air (rumored late July) I’m sure that every time for the rest of my life when I open my mouth to speak I’m going to have to hear, “Oh my God, were you on Wicked Summer?”…to which I will have to respectfully answer, “No, but I was on your mother.”

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Doron Ofir Casting is looking for blue collar, hard working, harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives from all over the state ….  Yea we’ll consider preps from Wellesley too if they got what it takes.

Get Ready for the the summer of your life on the show  that will knock the sox off the Red Sox, blow canons from Lexington to Cornwall and make you wish you remembered where you pahked your frickin cah cause that clunker is in Jersey!

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