Whitney’s Crack is Whack & For Sale!

Oh hell to the yes! Now you too can be just like Whitney Houston. According to Page Six Whitey is selling clothes, including some bras and underoo’s at an auction in Irvington, NJ next week. Looking for something a little more pricey than just the underwear that covered Whitney’s whack crack? You’re in luck because she is also selling her Dolce & Gabbana bra, a bunch of evening dresses (that probably have puke on them), and 16 wardrobe cases (that also probably have puke in them). She’s also selling some drums, pianos, and a slot machine! Oh yeah? If she’s selling all this stuff, where are the receipts? Bonus points for those of you who remember that reference.
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