Whitney Houston: Celebrity Big Brother?

Sometimes I say prayers for my family and my friends. Sometimes I say prayers for health, love, and happiness. When that’s over I sometimes pray for really useless things. For example, I pray that it is true that Whitney Houston may be in talks to join Celebrity Big Brother.

It is reported that the big-wigs at Big Brother are thinking that Whitney will boost ratings due to her troubling past recent split from Bobby Brown. I can’t even imagine what this would be like. For sure, I would watch. However I do have some requirements. First, Whitney must go back to either some type of drug or drinking. I refuse to watch her totally sober. I mean, I’m not an animal. Second, Whitney must be visited at least twice by Bobby Brown from the Big Brother house. And Eighth, Whitney must must must not be allowed to have a hair or makeup team with her. This is exactly how I like my Whitney Houston.

So who else may join the cast? Well they are being pretty tight lipped about it, but rumor has it that Kevin Federline is in talks to join the cast as well. OJ Simpson was in talks, but after the backlash of his book talks are off the table. Well at least we know nobody will be killed! See? I always tend to look o the bright side.

By the way, there is no way that this story can be true. Whitey is working with Akon on her comeback album, which is supposed to be pretty upbeat since she’s been so down for a while. But if it is true….if it is true…I will make it my job to report strictly on this show. In the delicate words of Whitney, “Kiss My Ass!”

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