Anyway, back to the party. Other special guest besides an allegedly stoned (yet more fun) Whitney included: Janet Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Sean Connery, Spike Lee, Claire Daines (really?), Tim Allen (huh?), Gayle King, among others that I don’t feel like typing.
Oh I hope this is true! Nobody finds a sober Whitney Houston interesting. I certainly don’t. At Stevie Wonder’s surprise 57th birthday party in the Bahamas, Whitney Houston showed up allegedly looking stoned and her eyes were all red. I mean this was from one drunken source at the surprise party, but I’m taking that as the gospel. As a side note, people were wondering how Stevie’s wife pulled off the surprise and got him on a plane to the Bahamas. Uh…er…um…not to be mean or anything, but isn’t Stevie blind? How difficult of a task could that have really been? I mean, she could have told him that they were in the bathroom and really had been on the plane. Speaking of which, do people at a blind person’s surprise party even have to hide or do they just stand there in front of him and yell surprise? This gets me to thinking, I wonder if anyone ever had a surprise party for Helen Keller? I mean, she was blind and deaf. How would they surprise her? Maybe all the guests would just shake her arm or something. Hmm, that’s one for the great philosophers to ponder.