When Did Hannah Montana Have a Baby?

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Fresh off her recent fiance death tour, Tila Tequila (the Tamlyn Tomita of our generation) quickly moved onto her new tour, the “I’m Having My Brothers Baby” paparazzi blitz by sporting a $2 dollar sucky sucky wig and baby doll (the most real thing in this photo) at Kitson Kids in LA late last week.

Meanwhile, in other “Tila Tequila is Simultaneously Pregnant With Someone Else’s Baby” news, Tila is claiming that The Game is the father of her unborn baby and is threatening to have an abortion if The Game goes not claim responsibility.  This sits a bit uneasy with me.  However, I’m all for Tila aborting herself…if that’s possible…which…I think…it is.

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