Sometimes I think the cover is better than ever finding out what the real story is about. Has Angelina Jolie threatened Brad Pitt? Will she swallow a bottle of pills if he goes back to Jennifer Aniston? I have no idea, but you know what? It would make things a bit more entertaining. If the “dark secret” is that he was a guest star in two episodes of “Growing Pains” we already know that. Let me know how that whole “pill thing” goes.