Now You Can Watch Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham Get Arrested in Beverly Hills!

Because sometimes karma doesn’t take that long to swing her way back around.

According to the evil geniuses at TMZ, Teen Mom’s favorite glowworm, Farrah Abraham, was allegedly arrested for allegedly hitting a hotel worker while allegedly intoxicated allegedly last night.  Did we mention “allegedly?”  Apparently she was at the Beverly Hills Hotel and got into some sort of an altercation with a security guard and was yelling at some hotel restaurant patrons, allegedly.  It’s strange because I can’t picture Farrah yelling at anyone let alone workers.

The coppers were called around 1:19 a.m., last night after she allegedly hit the security guard in the face.  I guess better to hit in the face than slash with knives in the kitchen, am I right Deb??   TMZ showed the alleged arrest happening.  Well, sort of.  It’s like someone was hiding in the bushes filming this.  My guess is that it’s being filmed by Debz OG with a flip-phone (shout out to Cricket Wireless) duct-taped to her trash claw.

In the video above you can hear Farrah say the following fun catchphrases:

If you want to act like I’m not a real adult, you can go f*** yourself.”

“Nobody’s talking to anybody else, you understand me?”

“You’re welcome.  It’s pathetic.”

“I did not attack, or batter, or hurt, or injure.”

“I don’t want to be arrested.”

“I am not going to be provoked to be arrested.”

“I am not RESISTING YOU!”

“You’re hurting me, you’re hurting me, you’re hurting me.”

If you whisper all of these phrases over and over again it’s almost like prayer.

Farrah was released on $500.  Waiting for the mugshot….priceless.  No word if Starburst busted her out of the slammer.

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