Ugh, so many puns so little time! According to recent reports (read: not Barbara Walters), our favorite Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham was allegedly filming a little adult cam show for some janky website on September 13, 2017 in which she allegedly wore a tiny little bikini, which eventually helped show off her lady parts (all of them). We say allegedly because we need to see the receipts and, well, we prefer Whitney Houston to show them to us (via a Ouija Board, of course).
Evidently, Farrah was on “cam” to also promote a little of her adult toy line that’s actually molded into the shape of her naughty-no-no-yes-yes. It gets complicated. Also, this is news? I mean, this is news. Period. Radar Online reached out to her mom, Debra Danielsen, who apparently had this to say:
I had no clue about it. I’m speechless. I know my daughter has been trying to change her image. She’s been doing professional things.”
I mean, what in the holy hell is happening on the Interwebs-of-Horror?! And what are her “professional things?” Like, Teen Mom? And is it just us that feels a little bad for DebzOG? She hasn’t really seen Farrah since they wrapped the reunion and it’s rumored that she’s not even inviting her to her wedding with Dr. David. It’ll be filmed though, right?
What do you think about Farrah allegedly getting back into this? Just a misguided rumor or a new career adventure? Comment and let us know!
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