This photo was taken of Poshtoria just the other night as she was leaving Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant. Obviously she ate a ton, fatass. I mean, look at her? All I see if fat, fat, fat. Seriously, she’s like a stick, with boobs. She’s boobs on a stick.
Speaking of boobs it looks like Poshtoria may be rockin’ a bit of the ghost boobs. Good for her! What does make me a bit concerned is how she’s wearing her pants all the way up to her boobs. One of my great-aunts wore her pants up to her boobs, but that was after she had her stroke. Do you think Poshtoria had a stroke?
In even more interesting news, online gambling website (PaddyPower.com) has released betting odds that Poshtoria and David Beckham will be one of the first celebrity couples to break up in 2007, with 6 to 1 odds. Come on cherry, cherry, cherry!