Well rest easy, America, because Us Weekly continues to rearrange their priorities and lets us know what is most important in life. This time around they want to know who “we” are most thankful for. Of course the options are Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. I wonder why they chose them together? Hmmm, odd. Anyway, apparently “The Rachel” still has a strong hold over 72% of our country, as J. Aniston takes the top honor. I was looking for hidden option # 3, “Death,” but it wasn’t there. Apparently that option is only available for Tuesday nights at 10pm on MTV.
I think the people who vote for this are the same people who think Universal Healthcare is a good option for Americans. Yeah, I went there. I got political. Jealous!?