It’s time for your favorite “lazy Friday” segment, “This Time Last Year.” Basically, I post what I was blogging about this time last year. Catchy title. Anyway, here’s what was blogged about in regards to LC breaking my heart and quitting The Hills…this time last year.
Well you have some nerve, Lauren Conrad, SOME NERVE! I have half-a-mind to take you over my knee and give you the spanking of your life! We’re in a recession and you’re going to pull this crap? I should wash your mouth out with cheap gin and force you to wear your own clothing line.
As you may have heard by now, Lauren Cockpig has decided to leave “The Hills” after this season ends. Oh yeah Lauren? Yeah well I plan on leaving this earth after your season is over. How dare you!
Lauren has said that she wants to focus more on her private life. Your private life? Your life has been private enough. Now you stop this business right now. I said, right NOW! Do you know how many kids in Somalia would kill to be on The Hills? Do you know how many people I’ve tried (allegedly) to kill to try to get myself on The Hills?
According to reps at MTV, just because Lauren Cockring is a big-old-quitter doesn’t mean they’re going to stop future episodes of The Hills. Yes folks, The Hills will continue with such wondrous characters as Justin Bobby, Audrina, Steve Sanders, Heidi Montag, Brody Jenner and maybe, just maybe, Frankie will get bumped up to a series regular. Oh this should all be great to watch. Please, dear Jesus Claus, get Kristin Cavallari to replace Lauren. Please? I said please!
Well, thanks for nothing Lauren. You’ll always be known as the girl who quit The Hills. Now come and get your spanking.