Fill up the bathtub with Purell because Aubrey O’Day, aka Syphilicious, hits the cover of Playboy as a mix between Heidi Montag and a cartoon of Heidi Montag. Playboy knows that we know she doesn’t look real, right? Do you think they know we know they know we know? I think they do. She kinda looks like the opening credits of Family Ties, you know, when they painted in the the entire cast. Why not just superimpose MC Skat Kat into the background? The possibilities are endless, really.
Diddy and his teef must be in a major huff over this. Danity Kane is pretty much down to those other two chicks and, well, that’s about it. Aubrey might as well cash in while she can. Maybe they can bring Babs Bunny back and one of the 3 kicked out members of the original Destiny’s Child and start a new group.
As a side note, I’m pretty sure this entire blog post was random thoughts running through my head. I’m the worst.