Someone Buy Aniston Another Cat and Lock the Medicine Cabinet


I typically don’t report on people getting married as others happiness does not generally mix well with me, but after reading that Vince Vaughn married his girlfriend, Kyla Weber, in Lake Forest, IL over the weekend, my heart and other parts went directly towards one Ms. Jennifer Aniston.  Has anyone heard from her or seen since this announcement was made?  Why can’t poor Jennifer catch a break?  If I wasn’t already stalking her as much as I am I would start stalking her just so she feels loved.

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