Yeah so my title for this one was between “So, Wait. Is Lady Gaga Not Really Paris Hilton” and “Lady Gaga Suffers from Exclamation Vagina.” Ugh, I almost like the second one better. Eh, you’ve made one vagina joke, you’ve made ’em all. Anynose, I think deep down I always thought that Lady Gaga really was Paris Hilton with one of those fake noses (you know, with the eye glasses and bushy mustache). I guess I was wrong. That’s a first.
Lady Gaga performed at The House of Blues in Chicago the other night. The silver bedazzled costume not only really made her “gentleman greeter” pop, but she even showed off a little bit of her Gaga bumbum. I don’t think we’re even able to see her Poker Face, let alone her Poker Vagina. Wait. Poker Vagina? I hardly know her! Nah, that doesn’t work there. Oh well.
If anyone can explain what a Lady Gaga is please comment.