So, uh, is Janet Jackson fat or not? About 2 weeks ago I saw some recent pictures of Janet looking like she was back in her “Nasty” video days, but now looking at her from these pictures of her in Miami the other day makes me wonder is she fat or not!?! Janet, stop jerking us around like this. It’s tough to write about you with all these weight fluctuations. It’s either (1) you’re fat and I make fun of you for that or (2) you’re skinny and I write about how hot you are even at 40 (ok so it’s a backhanded compliment). Regardless, this yo-yo dieting can’t be good for you and it certainly isn’t good for me being witty (minus the wit).