Selma Blair has clearly stolen half of my dads comb-over and half of my godson’s little boys regular haircut. The more I look at it the more I am puzzled. What’s the point of that haircut? Wait a minute, didn’t Rosie O’Donnell have that first? Clearly she has stolen this idea from my dad, godson, and Rosie O’Donnell. Be ashamed of yourself Selma, be ashamed.