Salma! You’re Turning Violet!

Yup. Salma Hayek is still pregnant. No news here. So, I will take this opportunity to provide advice. I’m helpful, right?

Rule #4,742: “If you are gaining weight due to pregnancy or other circumstances (you enjoy Devil Dogs), please stay away from clothes that make you look like a life size piece of fruit (i.e a blueberry).

Please note, this rule does not apply if you happen to be dressed as a piece of fruit, intentionally, in a Fruit of the Loom commercial. Pencils down. Class dismissed.

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