Rosie vs Donald: The Bad Hair Bitch Fight

Girls, Girls! Now don’t make me have to separate the two of you! With all the hoopla (my favorite word) surrounding Miss USA and Donald Trump lately, Rosie O’Donnell decided to call Trump a “snake-oil salesman.” OH SNAP! Wait a minute, what the hell is a snake-oil salesman. Uh, and Rosie? Shouldn’t it be a “snake-oil salesperson?” I figured you would be the first to say that women can sell too.

Well, after the Trumpet heard this horrible insult (really?) he dialed up Multiple Persons Magazine and said that Rosie is “a women out of control” (The Apprentice on NBC). And also that he plans on suing over her statements that question is financial well-being (But not before next seasons The Apprentice on NBC). Rosie claimed that the Trumpet was bankrupt. So what else did the Trumpet have to say:

“You can’t make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I’ll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it’ll be fun. Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.”

Hahaha seriously the more I read that, the harder I laugh. Did he mean that to be funny because it actually was. The only thing that he was missing in that statement was, “The Apprentice on NBC.” I love it all. If they could somehow settle this on Judge Judy, both my Tivo and I would be very happy.
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