The New Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Taglines are Bananas

Because we’re all ready to finally dive in to the newest season of RHONJ!

New RHONJ Tag Lines 2017 - Teresa Tagline Real Housewives of New New Jersey 2018

And the Real Housewives of New Jersey taglines for season 8 have officially arrived and, well, they don’t really disappoint!  As we know there’s a new member of the cast, Margaret Josephs, and she’s really summing up what we can expect for the new season.  We were a little disappointed that there isn’t a Danielle Staub tagline, but we’d assume it would just be:

I sat alone at home with diarrhea for three weeks because of you.”

Here’s the real taglines from the 2017 – 2018 RHONJ cast:

Dolores’ Tagline:  Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.

2.  Melissa’s Tagline:  The only life I envy is my own.

3.  Margaret Josephs Tagline:  I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

4.  Siggy’s Tagline:  My motto is, “Know your worth.  Lave the rest to your plastic surgeon.”

5.  Teresa’s Tagline:  “If you’re not about the ‘Namaste’ get the hell out of my way.”

And you can watch the video clip here!

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