Because we’re all ready to finally dive in to the newest season of RHONJ!
And the Real Housewives of New Jersey taglines for season 8 have officially arrived and, well, they don’t really disappoint! As we know there’s a new member of the cast, Margaret Josephs, and she’s really summing up what we can expect for the new season. We were a little disappointed that there isn’t a Danielle Staub tagline, but we’d assume it would just be:
I sat alone at home with diarrhea for three weeks because of you.”
Here’s the real taglines from the 2017 – 2018 RHONJ cast:
Dolores’ Tagline: Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.
2. Melissa’s Tagline: The only life I envy is my own.
3. Margaret Josephs Tagline: I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.
4. Siggy’s Tagline: My motto is, “Know your worth. Lave the rest to your plastic surgeon.”
5. Teresa’s Tagline: “If you’re not about the ‘Namaste’ get the hell out of my way.”