Here’s a little trivia fact for you? Did you know that at one point Raven Symone and Lindsay Lohan were roommates? Yes, they were. Perhaps I read that on a Snapple cap. Perhaps I had a dream about it. Perhaps I’ll just say perhaps. Perhaps.
Thanks to all of you that continually send me pictures of cameltoe and ghost boobs. I feel like I’m really doing my job well when I get emails from all of you and end it with, “is it weird that when I see cameltoe and/or ghost boobs I think of you?” No, it’s not weird…not weird at all. It’s healthy, very healthy. I mean, you’ll burn in hell for being a bad person and looking at smut, but whatever. We’ll be friends in hell.