Poshtoria’s manger, Simon Fuller, has been contacted and has said, “The Americans were falling over to sign Victoria for TV. They have taken a shine to Vic’s humor.”
Uh, yeah – no. We haven’t as much “taken a shine” as we have drank “moonshine” and then laughed at her. There’s a difference. Also, can “Vic” have a sense of humor if she doesn’t show her teeth, ever? Oh wait, is that supposed to be that dry British humor? I get it now. And, “yuck.”
No word yet if Poshtoria’s teeth will be making a guest cameo on the reality program, but rumors are already flying that her robot boobs will be getting their own spin-off. Only in America, my friends, only in America. I’m glad that I live in a country that would give a Spice Girl a second chance. You hear that “Kris Kross?” You’re next!