Hey creepy! What the hell is she looking at? Why is she looking at me like that. Anyway, Poshtoria and David Beckham skanked up the cover and the insides of W Magazine just in time to promote their new reality tv special that will premiere soon. Personally, I love how she can magically make her arm look “toothpick like” and how she is clearly wearing two sets of underwear. Perhaps she whizzes herself often. Perhaps she’s trying to conceal her penis. One may never know.