Oprah’s Going to Detoooooooox!

Surprise everyone! It’s IBBB’s Favorite Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiings! On the top of my favorite things list is Oprah and detoooooooooooox! Blessed Mother Oprah of the Winfrey’s is tossing her ass on a 21-day detox plan, in which she says goodbye to such food as: animal, caffeine, sugar, gluten, alcohol, and small snacks in Gayle’s booooooooooox! I hope they’re filming this shit because I feel like I’m going to need to see Oprah in food detox. I have images of her strangling her audience members and that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Oprah is going to be blogging (aka her staff will be logging into Oprah’s blog pretending to be Oprah) to let people know all the ups and downs of her diet. Blessed Mother Oprah of the Winfrey’s has said, “This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change. Don’t know if I’m going to feel better or worse, but I’m willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently.”

She still has a little time to get into bathing suit shape for John Travollllllllttttta!

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