One Half of Danity Kane is Too Much

What happens when Diddy hosts the Sean John CFDA after party at Marquee in NYC? He gets a piss-poor turn out of celebrity guests. Less than half of his all girl group, Danity Kane, (that was supposed to be an international powerhouse, what happened?) showed up. That would be Aubrey O’Day and “the other chick.” I think I finally know what “Danity Kane” is supposed to mean. White-trash-street-walking-stripper-drag-queens. Bonus points for me using over 5 hyphens. Seriously? do these chicks think that looks good. I mean, at one point they both had to be in the mirror and thinking, “Ok, perfect. Ready to go.” So who else showed up for this after party free-for-all? A-List guests included, “the miss universe chick from the United States who recently fell on stage,” “the girl who won America’s Next Top Model two seasons ago,” and “the girl who actually won the Miss Universe contest.” I don’t find it necessary to actually find out any of their names.

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