Nope. Tanning Won’t Cover the Ugly.

Yee Haw y’all! Miley Cyrus went and done herself a shiny new tan, y’all! That orange glow really makes those hillbilly teeth pop!

Miley Cyrus was snapped up like a tin-foil hat at a Mississippi yard sale while she left a LA tanning salon the other night. Miley, as you may know, has been rumored to be playing boom boom with Justin Gaston someone who is about twice her age (not really) and a model. Miley says they’re just friends, which I almost have to believe because who really wants to bang Hannah Montana especially when you’re a model and could actually get someone good like Dakota Fanning, for example.

Facebook Comments

Affiliate Disclosure

Outside of reality show recaps, sometimes we recommend fun products on IBBB. If you buy something through our links, we may earn an affiliate commission, which helps keep the lights on around here and allows us to do things like recap Teen Mom.