Was Naomi “The Slammer” Campbell arrested again in London? Sources at TMZ are reporting that Naomi was arrested on suspision of assault. Supposedly the woman who filed the assault charge was her drug counselor and was “scratched all over the face.”
What good times for Naomi! I mean with all the assualt charges she has against her they really should institute some type of “buy one, get one” policy. Basically, for each additional assault charge that Naomi gets she should get off the hook once for free, meaning “no charge.” It will be good for Naomi, good for the court system, good for London, and good for the United States. Really, it is a way to create peace between two nations. Think of the bigger picture people! Wait, where was I going with this?