Officially reasons # 7, 8, 9, and 10 why I like Molly Sims. I’m also glad I’m covering her more on this site because, basically, it’s only a matter of time before her “Vegas” show money disappears and she’s forced to turn to skank. And when she does “turn to skank” I’m going to feel proud of myself that I was there from the beginning(ish).
Molly Sims was playing bartender at the 2008 National Survey of American Cocktail Culture. No really, that exists. I’m pissed I wasn’t invited. Molly made up a bunch of drinks and then drank them. I love a drunk. I also love drunken sluts. Now I’m not saying Molly is, but I’m starting my letter to Santa asking him to make her into one. I’m pretty sure that’s the type of stuff Santa is responsible for. I’m also pretty sure Santa, himself, is a drunk. At least the one at my mall was. Ho-Ho-Huh?