Anyway, here’s the rest of what Vick had to say (it clearly isn’t as entertaining as my interpretation):
“I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up. “
I think it was kind of rude that he didn’t apologize to Snoopy. Rude.