Sadly I don’t think this is the first time I’ve written about a beaver and Jodi Foster in the same blog post. However, it is a first that I’m adding Mel Gibson and a New York park to the mix.
According to drunken reports and photos that kind of look like they may have been photoshopped (but not by me), Mel Gibson is filming his new movie “The Beaver” appropriately directed by Jodi Foster. I don’t get the connection, but you’d be surprised by the amount of photos that come up when you Google Image Search “Jodie Foster and Beaver.” Don’t try this at home, kids. Actually, try it at home…not work.
If you’re a big fan of Helen Hunt Jodie Foster and the beaver then you’ll be happy to know that Jodie will also be appearing in the film as well. I don’t know whose hand is going to be up that beaver more, but all I know is that you couldn’t pay me to smell that puppet. I’m kidding. I’d do it for $5.00. Kidding. I’d do it for $2.00. Kidding. I’d do it for an iced coffee. Kidding, I’d do it for the smell.